My stupid dumb brother took my phone earlier and took a selfie. That flesh-colored blur at the far right is my fist.
I took her phone and the most unflattering picture of myself at the same time!
I sell my time for a little more than minimum wage. I can’t wait till I can sell my time for fame and fortune.
Hey, baby. Wanna go proggin’? I’ll prog you in my car, I’ll prog you in my room, I’ll prog you in public. Baby, I’ll prog you all over town. Let’s go to that new record store.