A young couple walked into the gas station I work at and as normal I greet people who walk in. The guy puts his arm around the girl and said “just fine”. So I said “looks like it’s couples night up in here.” And I picked up my coffee and looked longingly at it before I took a drink. Then I said. “Just look at this hot piece of cup. Played hard to get till she chilled out” they both laughed and I never felt more clever. Probably scared off potential regulars but it was worth it.